Or a future in hell.

HAHAHAHAHAH!

Get Disneyland Adventures for Kinect. It's a hoot!

Thank you. It think Kinect is the only revolutionary thing they have made and I'm not even sure about that. What has Microsoft innovated instead of copying?

We've heard of car-jacking and now we have car-hacking.

I will never buy Belkin again. The 3 routers I bought from them in the past all died right around when the warranty expired.

Let's not forget that Windows 8 is not shipping. Windows Phone 8 is not shipping. Surface is far from shipping. The public will decide how absolutely magical Microsoft is now. If it all works out, good for them. But I'm just not seeing it happen. Windows 8 on a desktop is horrible.

Microsoft could have killed it if it had XBox integration. But it doesn't. So now it's just a plain old tablet computer with a kickstand that will break with unknown battery life, unknown price, unknown ship date and keyboards that have to be manufactured in every popular language. You know what I don't have to do…

Anyone that uses Helvetica for design would be fired by me.

Maybe nobody bought it because it sucked and you're in denial.

I wonder if they will introduce a taco flavored shell?

Ok, since my 2 year contract will expire with AT&T does that mean my monthly payment will go down because my iPhone won't be subsidized anymore?

Have you been to one of their stores? The place is loaded with cheap crap.

While it's gross, I would imagine that the salt in the soy would kill the germs.

Remind me of the Millennium Falcon? It is the Millennium Falcon.

Does it come with the fingerprints for free?

The video is even funnier! Just Google Oprah Bees.

Here you go...

My all time favorite.

Trying to break the suction?