LOL!

Just adding to the page load time...

LOL

My 2nd favorite ever!

Thank you

Someone tell George Lucas to stop. He's affecting the future.

Would you like a side of bath salts with that?

Score!

Creating slots to hold components such as RAM take up a lot of space. There's no way to get a laptop this thin with upgradable components. Then again, you're not being forced to buy it. If there's such a market out there for people that want to upgrade their machines, then I would image Apple would supply them with…

Has anyone heard what the budget is on this movie? I'm guessing not as much as John Carter.

Someone had to do it.

This country is in the toilet because no one pays attention to details. Although you could move to China and live in their mediocracy.

What about the dropped "1" in the battery charge "100%"? I hate it!

After about 4 cups...

This laptop has this, that laptop has that and none have all of it.

I moved my office today and lifted my 2008 Mac Pro tower to my new area and I realized, Jesus Christ this thing is monolithic. We've seen how much power they can pack into the Retina MacBook Pro so why invest in another 50 pound computer, and I think Apple feels the same way. I don't want this gigantic machine in my…

There wasn't time. They will probably show up when the Apple Store reopens.

$4,000 would be for a maxed out MacBook Pro, which costs that much now. Alarmist?

A great idea doomed to failure. From a manufacturing standpoint, the cost would raise the consumer price point $1 to $2. When I'm packing something, I have no concern about how the receiver opens it so why would I spend the extra money considering packing tape is already expensive as it is?

Let me know when they taste like this.