They can suck my $50....

I would imagine these would start popping up everywhere.

Not surprised. There's a portable copy machine on the shelf at the Fry's near me that's turning yellow and it's been sitting there for 9 years.

Anyone remember this movie? Didn't think so.

OMG LOL

This is the next challenge to stuff in a pizza crust.

BLORF!

Are these pictures of the pizza before or after you ate it?

Obamacare will never let this cross the ocean.

The ads don't affect me because I don't let them. I don't even pay attention to them.

Lately I've been buying more music. 320kbps for 99 cents is right for me.

LOL

LOL

"Trisha's gonna tell us all about the rain."

I have a Chinese friend. She said you are only supposed to pick up a little at a time so it slows you down and you don't eat everything in 60 seconds like Americans do.

Chork rhymes with hoark, which is what I'm doing now.

That's because the terrorists are winning. American's are so afraid of dying they are willing to be molested just to board a plane.

Let them launch it. If it hits anyone it will finally give us a reason to blow their government off the planet.

I remember sort of caring about this in the 90's.

Apparently it's not important enough to teach in school anymore. But I'm willing to bet if it were discussed on Jersey Shore, most kids would know about it.