Please, at what point in your life do you develop common sense? Do you start juggling chainsaws because you see someone else doing it?

Every person holding onto that fence is a moron.

That's like buying someone else's garage sale items.

Actually I think it sucks. You see people all over Craigslist on Easter selling Easter puppies and chicks while other animals are dying in a kennel.

He must have been really upset when the iPad 2 came out.

Bwahahahahahah!

This is terrible news, but...

Someone will get this eventually.

Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh. Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh 19!

That's because people like me are fucking sick of being nickel and dime'd to death and just not paying $50 a month to only watch 6 channels.

He's not dead. He's on an island with Elvis, Amelia Earhart, D.B. Cooper, Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston

Yeah, it is scary but no one cares. Ask the Christian's that feel they have to breed a litter of 10 "God's little miracles" in hopes that one or more will be a lottery ticket.

Someone please go back and ask her when the new Mac Pro's are coming out.

Screw that! I bought the entire 60 years on DVD for $50 and pulled the PDF's off if it.

Use Morse code. Sending a message will be hours of fun!

Uh, huge waste of electricity?

I prefer the old method.

Quit using the iPad as a babysitter or that kid is going to be living with you until he's 30.

Absolutely right!

Computer... Computer! Hello, computer!