The ones below me would be covered in puke.

That face will go viral.

Hahahahah!!! I scrolled down to see if anyone post this yet. Poltergeist II.

I say let them buy it. I know what's going through their heads - the bigger the screen, the more bang for the buck. And when they realize the screen is too big, it will push them to something smaller next time. Samsung is doing Apple a favor.

"Okayyyyy, that's the last straw. I'm going to set the building on fire."

Does it sync with iTunes?

Yeah, you know... sort of like the credit card companies hiring hackers to scare people into using credit card protection services.

Meh. The infrastructure to maintain something like this would be unsurmountable. First of all, why would China have any interest in what normal people are doing everyday, let alone follow them around? Second, with all the billions of devices there are, how would they know who owns what and how would they filter…

Whew! I thought you were talking about the font!

So you flip the screen over and now the keyboard is getting unintended input from your lap or whatever is underneath it. And even if input was shut off, Apple will have people walking into their stores with broken keyboards.

Hold a piece of toilet paper up to the fan when it's running. If it doesn't stick, no air is moving and you're wasting electricity. Half the fans on display at the home improvement stores don't even work.

Walgreens sells a little tub of sulphur ointment for a few dollars. Put it on overnight and acne gone in the morning. Just don't get any on fabric.

Well, unless your carrying the bag around with the zipper open, the pins stay in place when it's closed.

Popcorn is healthy as long as you don't put anything on it. Then you may as well be eating paper.

iPod Hi Fi, G4 Cube, iMac hockey puck mouse, original iPod Nano...

Why would the rest of the country recognize a NYC Metro Card?

The people who love their iPhone don't want choice. They want their phone to work without having to fiddle with a bunch of crap.

OS X 10.0, 10.1, 10.2, 10.3, 10.4, 10.5, 10.6, 10.7, 10.8, 10.9, iOS.

It looks like Windows 7 puked it's dying guts out into the phone.

Just for some perspective. The normal high for Dallas this time of year is 69. It was 82 in Chicago yesterday and will be 85 on Monday. Chicago's normal high is 48.