Seriously? Because it was his vision. That's why.

I deal with Chinese manufacturers every day so I'm not surprised. They will find a way to make anything, ANYTHING. "American have hair. Like Steve Jobs. Make honorable Mr. Jobs hair dryer."

"Leaked" shots. A little too convenient today, hmmm?

I'm solving RIM's advertising campaign right now.

This is Qwickster embarrassing.

That treaty should be abandoned considering any major super power can go to the moon now, including China.

On the contrary, if have read anything about her it was the "real investigators" that failed to solve the cancer outbreak in California.

I'm thinking there was an awesome party on the grounds where the train derailed.

Atari sued Odyssey over K.C. Munchkin which was the first decent Pac-Man clone to play at home and then Atari came out with their piece of shit clone.

Salt acts as a blood coagulant but unless the bacon is cooked I don't see how stuffing uncooked pork up your nose is safe.

Facebook + Timeline = MySpace only without the 56 animated gifs.

"And as we get smaller, lower cost, multi-processing platform shoes coming in the waistband environment—remember, we acknowledge our own 3G and 4G software—when we're able to intimidate all that technological together, we're gonna be able to provide the highest performance per centimeter, the best pancakes, the most…

The leaked Blackberry 11. Kickin' it old school, yo.

"like a hoarder clutching a 1989 issue of Better Homes and Gardens."

Well, at least he will have all of those fun pictures to look at in prison the rest of his life.

Uhhhh, you don't have to use an iPad. Apple's own screenshots show the books being used on a Mac, which means you can use your laptop.

I am soooooo sitting on that!

"If you teach a child to read, he or her will be able to pass a literacy test." — George W. Bush, Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

"The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources were focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections."

Dear Morons,