If that damn island wasn't there this whole thing wouldn't have happened.

So cute!

You got to hand it to those pilots, they did a damn fine job.

"The Day After Tomorrow" is coming true!

Here's another poop-stopping design.

Fail.

How about the High-fructose corn syrup that is in 70% of everything on the U.S. market that destroys your pancreas?

How about the High-fructose corn syrup that is in 70% of everything on the U.S. market that destroys your pancreas?

Kickin' it old school.

As I sit here and shake my head, I can't believe Google allows Eric to keep talking. Eric and Rick Perry would make great friends.

It's all a plot. Apple saturates the human population with their devices and when the spaceship takes off to meet Steve Jobs on planet bleebleblobble, they push a button and we're all exploded.

Siri is not a typical Apple product. It is always going to have to be refined and updated, therefore I don't see it ever coming out of beta. We are talking artificial intelligence here. The fact that Siri exists is a technological marvel.

That's like a caveman shooting down a bird with a rock and slingshot.

I see what you did there!

Buying an iPad at TJ Maxx is like buying a Mercedes at CarMax.

It could be twice as fast as the iPhone for all I care but it still runs Android.

It's funny cuz it's true.

This notebook is the product of a company that doesn't know what it's doing anymore and dumping it's PC business. Stay far away.

Why the hell do I care what music you like? Report on gadgets. Isn't that your job?