I'm gay so I would only read it for the articles.

Whhhhhaaaaat????!!!!!!

Get it now! It's Condoleezza Rice approved!

I used to hang out in bars and groped all the time. Now I'm old and it doesn't happen much anymore, so the TSA can feel up whatever they want on me and I'll enjoy it.

Will this work with AirPlay?

I call bullshit.

So is today a day we will never forget?

I don't mind getting groped and fondled. It happens to me at the bar all the time anyway.

Still don't care. I'm not paying money for commercials.

Shop assistant: Hello, can I help you?

He knew all of that stuff was wrong with him and he couldn't see his penis but it took a photo to get him to lose weight?

I emailed every council member and told them that I don't ever recall in 40 years seeing a 5 year old drive to a McDonald's and order a Happy Meal, nor do I remember seeing a McDonald's employee holding a gun to the parents head.

I'm surprised the USS Ronald Reagan didn't forget where they were. Har.

You're using beta software. Bye then.

@onenotesam: LOL

@vinterchaos: And the Zune proves that point exactly. Thanks!

Proves that all the money in the world can't buy good parenting. How are they supposed to grow up successful if they don't know what the competition is doing?

It's pretty sad when lazy has come down to just touching a button.

Uhhh, they both need energy to operate? HAHAHAHAHHA. Oh, that was great.