iMovie is turning into a bloated mess like iTunes. I watched the Keynote and could barely sit still to watch them ogle all the new features they added.

As long as there are commercials, even $1 is too much. I'm not paying for both.

Can someone please explain to me in extreme detail what an erection is? Thanks.

Probably people like my mother that don't want their credit card numbers floating around.

So I'm assuming we left our celestial trash on that planet.

The word "netbook" is just slang for a cheap, tiny, crappy laptop that has 3G built in. How does the MacBook Air fit in with that?

FaceBook looks horrible.

Sure it's only got a Core 2 Duo, but the storage is twice as fast so that should compensate.

15 seconds boot up time is not "instant on".

@micprovence: That made no sense whatsoever.

This man must lead a miserable life.

That Windows 386 ad was too embarrassing for me to finish watching it.

There is a complete disconnect between technology and physical activity. As generations progress, less is taught about physical activity. Parents would rather quiet their kids with an iPhone rather than keep an eye on them playing outside.

So are illegal immigrants.

I don't understand why these phone manufacturers don't have some sort of call-block feature.

He's an illegal immigrant, breaking the law and sucking up oxygen and I'm supposed to be impressed he uses an iPad?

You can't trust only one source when they are the only source - NASA.

You wouldn't even need that if devices would all have pass-thru's so you could plug one device into another instead of each one into the wall.

That's one of the best marketing ideas I've seen in a while.

That's around the time when kids started getting fat.