a paddy wagon for the gay militia catching our people sneaking into straight bars

That is a Ford Explorer.

The glass roof means you can keep your eye on the road when you roll the thing.

Other predictions:

So many dumb people who think the button is broken paying me $95 per hour for two hours to swap a fuse!!! MWAH HA HA HA HAH!~

I read that as “porn roof”. Twice.

I’d be shattered if I turtled my glass roofed Jeep. Rolling a Wrangler used to be fun.

Can we get a breakdown of how much each will cost to fix after you roll it?

So then the glass hardtop will be like this?

The New Jeep Wrangler’s Roof May Do Three Things It’s Never Done:

i just had this vision of a blonde chick named Tiffany trading in her white Wrangler for a Journey because she’s ‘expecting’

What is that abomination?

How do you close that when you’re out of the truck?

I always appreciated this one.

YOUV’E NEVER BEEN THERE YOU FUCKING TWAT

Worst? Or best?

My favorite:

Free Tibet with purchase of two 12 packs of Charmin

Then his wife died of cholera.

“My Pentastar has done everything”