My knowledge of other blogs with a decent cross section of non-toxic commentariat ended with Kissing Suzy Kolber.  Suggestions welcome.

Well boys & girls, it looks like we’re in the endgame now.

Good god, number 3 all day long. You can’t send Matt Gaetz to DC and then blame DC for Matt Gaetz. We didn’t want him here, you did. He’s YOUR melanoma.

A Red Sox fan criticizing another team’s fanbase would be like if Arby’s started doing restaurant reviews.

Or just root for a meteor. 

If anyone ever tells me they like Steely Dan they’re not exactly dead to me, but I will disregard their opinion on everything. 

For me it’s The Doors. If I never hear The Doors again as long as I live I’ll be happy. Runner up is The Steve Miller Band. 

The most classic rock is igneous.

BRING IT ON! I WILL DIE ON THE HILL OF STEELY DAN SUCKING SHIT

I appreciate your support, but you are wrong. Pink Floyd and the Who are good. I stand by my statement (which is unassailable) that STEELY DAN SUCKS SHIT.

Alright, let me just say this once so everyone knows the truth: just because something is complex and difficult, doesn’t mean it sounds good. I guess what I’m trying to say is that STEELY DAN SUCKS SHIT

Don’t listen to his ass. He doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Even if he has “family” in China. He’s just a China apologist with an axe to grind with the US.

Ronaldo looks like me at Thanksgiving when my Uncle is doing a racist

No, that wasn’t it. I just did some Googling; it was “The Judge,” which began running in 1988. Just watched some bits of it on YouTube. My god, I wasted my youth.

Was it Superior Court? It ran from 1986-1990.

Now we’re getting way into the weeds, but around the time of the People’s Court, there was also a fictionalized court show (can’t recall the name) that was on TV. This was way before reality TV that is staged/fictionalized was pervasive. My sister and I used to watch it as kids back in the late ’80s. It was so…

And Luck wasn’t even on his original Gettin’ Even List!

like Mark Kelso’s Great Gazoo job?

Hey! Thank you for sharing. I am so sorry for your losses and the pain you are going through now. Grief and loss are confusing and shitty and so difficult that sometimes you feel it in a physical sense. You mentioned something that resonates with me a lot: that it just feels good to sit down and write it all down. I…