Everybody is a streaming show of blood. When you open us, we need to buffer.

“In the Hills, the Cities” plz.

There’s definitely a branch of the fuckers who are really into Norse-style neopaganism, which is one of the reasons I found it kinda delightful that Waititi turned the MCU Asgardians into Space Jews at the end of Ragnarok.

Their job titles are:

I don’t know why the article didn’t open with that.

Nah, they held Krysten Ritter until exactly the right moment. If they’d used her as some sort of guardian angel or something along the way, it would’ve felt cheap, and that payoff at the end wouldn’t have packed as much of a punch.

*ahem*

Fucking persecutors. 

Fun Fact: I never saw St. Elmo’s Fire. Not even once!

Ann Coulter, 12/3/18:

I wonder if Mexico’s president would be interested in buying the tech from France.

Mild spoilers!

His body may have died in 2017, but his vindictive, childish, aggrieved-victim spirit lives on

There are no Smollett parts, only Smollett actors.

The 1970s and its pop culture offer some really rich thematic possibilities for these characters.

This show has been such a welcome surprise, such a warm presence for the last two years. It didn’t preach, it told stories. It didn’t play it safe, at times being open to having a less popular point of view. It was endlessly funny. I hope it finds a home, but if it doesn’t, damn, those were some good seasons of TV.…

I never get viruses

His physicality and those blue eyes kept me from being scared of Chewbacca when I saw Star Wars for the first time.

Oh, and as I walked out of the theater, I was cemented in the fact that Marvel truly cast the right people for the roles. This was not a simple pew-pew-pew comic book movie storyline.