“Plus, it’s a brisk 240 seconds long. More songs should be shorter!

This bullshit would mean a lot more if it wasn’t coming from Mike Fucking Mitchell. I do think he makes some decent points, but he has no room to bitch about anything. He’s the second dirtiest player in the NFL, only beat out by Burfict when he isn’t suspended.

The title should read, “I couldn’t think of anything to write today, so I cruised Ringer until I found something I could poach.”