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Well he can now put the 13.1 sticker on his back windshield since he completed it.

I have much guilt for replying in this manner, but once the police put up the crime scene tape, the jig was up. He’d run through it, think he’d won and that’s that.

No. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Are we sure she’s not just playing Hokie?

This is Gawker/Deadspin — a troll is clearly defined as someone who disagrees with you.

I wasn’t really impressed at first. But judging from the sound, it’s definitely harder than it looks.

I believe my FBI file consists primarily of Deadspin comments.

In defense of Microsoft: If multiple devices goes down, it probably the actual source of the connection and not the devices. No way do they all just fail at the same time.

Don’t blame Microsoft. It’s not their fault the tablets are full of spyware.

“Now let’s take a look at that from the body cam!”

Here’s the kind of team Oklahoma is: This afternoon, their leader Buddy Hield was struggling with foul trouble and

Carson Palmer as the old guy who dies in the third quarter? Accurate.

I’ve never seen anyone coach the browns

To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.

God: “OK, time to do something about this Middle East situ — Oh, fuck! The Bengals are winning a playoff game?!”

I wouldn’t be so quick to blame Vontaze for such a monumental lapse in judgement.

The first book I’m reading in 2016 is a biography about a white guy, written by a white guy. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A crossfitter, and atheist, and a feminist who only reads books by non white-cis-male authors walks into a bar...

Ben McAdoo looks like every asshole new boyfriend your mom started dating after divorcing your dad.

“Well, she’s got no experience, destroyed the company she ran and got fired because of it, but she rooted for Iowa in the Rose Bowl so I guess I’ll vote for her”