Well he can now put the 13.1 sticker on his back windshield since he completed it.

I have much guilt for replying in this manner, but once the police put up the crime scene tape, the jig was up. He’d run through it, think he’d won and that’s that.

No. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Are we sure she’s not just playing Hokie?

This is Gawker/Deadspin — a troll is clearly defined as someone who disagrees with you.

I wasn’t really impressed at first. But judging from the sound, it’s definitely harder than it looks.

I believe my FBI file consists primarily of Deadspin comments.

In defense of Microsoft: If multiple devices goes down, it probably the actual source of the connection and not the devices. No way do they all just fail at the same time.

Don’t blame Microsoft. It’s not their fault the tablets are full of spyware.

“Now let’s take a look at that from the body cam!”

Carson Palmer as the old guy who dies in the third quarter? Accurate.

I’ve never seen anyone coach the browns

“Listen. I was cold this morning when I woke up. Had to turn the thermostat up a bit to get going. Clearly climate change isn’t happening. Also, I have food in my fridge so hunger is no longer a problem.”

But... but... but, what about the snowball?!

Fucked. We are fucked.

To be fair, brain damage likely accounts for over 50% of his support.

God: “OK, time to do something about this Middle East situ — Oh, fuck! The Bengals are winning a playoff game?!”

I wouldn’t be so quick to blame Vontaze for such a monumental lapse in judgement.

A crossfitter, and atheist, and a feminist who only reads books by non white-cis-male authors walks into a bar...