Ben McAdoo looks like every asshole new boyfriend your mom started dating after divorcing your dad.

“Well, she’s got no experience, destroyed the company she ran and got fired because of it, but she rooted for Iowa in the Rose Bowl so I guess I’ll vote for her”

Man, Memphis is Bleek.

I haven't been that excited about a first touch since high school.

Football related question: Hey kid, is it harder to learn the OU playbook or punch a woman in the face?

Fat guy touchdowns are the best. Not this one. The Eddie Lacy TD later in the game.

I think “-gate” is used when there’s actually a scandal, and “-ghazi” is used when someone’s just trying to stir up shit.

This is the sort of controversy that can really tarnish an undefeated 15-1 season.