This is so perfect. Best sentence ever.

of course not. the sarcasm is pretty obvious. lots of people write comments that end with ‘fixed it for you’ and I find it very obnoxious. I can handle getting mean tweets and being told I’m a garbage person, but I dislike it when people reformat a sentence like I should be glad they put words in my mouth. I’m sure…

Looking forward to Tina Fey saying “Hillary, you did it, c*nt!” next year!

Straight from Point Breeze/S’Liberty/the North Side/Squirrel Hill n’at! Went to Dice with Wiz Khalifa, too.

NO, my classmates were surprisingly chill! I mean it was obvious right then that I was sick as fuck so when I came back to school it was like it’d never happened. Big ups to my Snipes Elementary 2nd/3rd grade combo class in Wilmington, NC! You guys were da best.

I think it’s awesome that you are voting against your own interests and don’t even care!

...like half a shot of Jäger would be enough. On a side note, whenever i read her stuff, is it weird that i imagine her one eye twitching?

I remember the story about the writing on the door....because I am now obessive about locking all doors and windows.