that is one of the shittiest things I've heard in a while

My mister also refuses to look at my Pinterest wish list because "it isn't creative and spoils everything." Last year he went through the TJMaxx/Homegoods clearance for my gifts. It was so fucking creative.

Basil of Baker Street FOREVER

what if he's actually a musical genius and this is how his music is *meant* to be heard? :( what if?!

I always assumed he was an extremely nice guy! Love his music so much.

To me, Kathy Bates was speaking in a thick Baltimore accent. Think, and I'm embarrassed to reference this but, John Travolta's accent in Hairspray! The way Kathy said 'hon' is what tipped me off.

Not expecting to win with this, but here we go.

I have squirted three times in my life and each time was so different, I have no idea how to replicate it. It was weird and uncomfortable. One guy laughed at me.

Mine's probably not as out there as others but I love this story. I was a sophomore at college and my roommates were having a party. I was chatting with one of the very few straight guys there, let's call him Joe because that's his actual name. He was cute and I was looking for some strange. So after some intense…

*furiously begins work on erotic Homeland fanfiction*

Yes! Seriously I came here only to say "COREY STOLL <3."

So I'm a reasonable woman in my 20s. I've always had a medium sex drive. I'm happy with a moderate to less amount of sex. Even in my early 20s. I have depression and that does tend to kill my sex drive when it flares up. For a woman, sexual desire kinda starts from within. If I don't feel sexy, I don't want to have…

Completely agree with the primanti's rant. I'm from Pittsburgh but I just can't defend it. The sandwiches are boring and bland and none of it makes sense and the proportions are stupid. So much bread! Why? And then it gets soggy from the coleslaw and everything falls out. My fiancé is from Boston and he loves it and…

I'm one of the apparently nonexistent people who takes their sleeping baby inside to pay for gas. It's really not that difficult. Am I exhausted? You bet. Does it kind of suck? Yeah. But consider the alternative if the worst should happen. Also, I have no idea where you get your gas that there's magically never a line…

I've lived in Pittsburgh for five years now, but I grew up in a hick town about an hour southeast and can tell you that the majority of these people are from areas like that. Actually at least 40 people in my Facebook newsfeed from back home posted photos from their Luke Bryan tailgate parties :(. I don't know many…

This made me giggle. Such a dad thing to do.

I served at a Dave and Buster's near a poor area and many of my worst customers were black women (I'm a white female, since most people are including their own races.). I think, though, that this has much more to do with economic status than race. I've had just as terrible experiences with ignorant/poor whites,…