And now we mourn our friend Drunk Billy. Please enjoy this highlight reel from past reports.

$4k is a shitty boob job. Based on what I know, good ones go for $7-10k

What you have to do is press the phone against the window and lean on it with our arm or something, You could even fall asleep while doing it. That's what I do. Or just bring some tape.

Nothing is ever broken beyond repair ;)

The entire GODDAMN Lotus lineup.

If you smoke marijuana, Tony Stewart will kill you.

Just picked up another Samurai. Needs some rust repair.