Already proven a 1973 Olds Delta 88 Royale (no cheese) as owned by Ash Williams

The side mirrors will be attached to the front pillars so they remain in place when the doors are taken off, unlike the Jeep Wrangler

Going by the ghastly rear end, one might argue that they couldn’t but did anyway.

So, is it a horse or a bull?

Satire is more about clever humor and less about developing points for your argument. If this was satire, the jokes were seriously weak.

I would never own a full-sized pickup(except for maybe a SRT10), but warning bells go off when someone starts opining on what everyone else should drive. I can see similar arguments made against V8 ponycars- two inefficient, too big, too powerful, etc. My overriding vehicular ownership philosophy is: What car or…

I’m gonna be totally honest here. I’m 27 years old. If I’m going to a grocery store solo, I’mma be cart serfing. Not not because of the LULZ, but because it’s actually an efficient and enjoyable way to move.

...when the bombs do start dropping, there’s a chance you’ll die due to random happenstance, rather than competition. Given that PUBG has taken on a reputation as the hardcore, pseudo-realistic battle royale game (compared to Fortnite’s cotton candy funtime shenanigans, at least), some players would like to see red…

The second generation Javelin’s front fenders should be treated as strong pornography. NSFW pic for reference:

this was my same reaction

“The camera delivers more than 30 snapshots every second – faster than a cinema projector.”

It won’t. They’d be better off handing these out to the crowd.

About that “still running” bit. I’ve got some really, really bad news.

(more to come)

IIRC the VW version was more expensive, less equipped and less reliable than the Chrysler version.

“This Jeep wants to die”

That is not a vehicle anymore. It is simply used up. What you have is a template, a 3D instruction manual of roughly how it was built, and what will go wrong over the course of a century, but it is not meant to move under its own power.

The Laws of Thermodynamics:

With the Wagoneer being rusty and immobile for decades, I think the biggest thing the owners need to protect it from is our own David Tracy, who will probably materialize out of thin air when the Jeep is exposed, ready to whisk it back to Detroit, where he will spread its rusty parts all over his house.

Johnson County is many things, but I’ve never heard it called an oasis.