What about snail mail? Or even physically mail a neighbor and give them a PG summary?

I like that. I’ve wanted to do that forever. Maybe not with my credit card. But certainly my debit. And I’ve sworn to myself that I will use all the receipts I’ve collected to enter into my QR result scamming code program thing, and make myself a financial map. That probably wouldn’t be that accurate. But, GOD, do I…

Doesn’t “sparring” have two ‘r’s? Because, it’s confusing to think that you could be sparing him mentally. Ooh. Or even...spearing him mentally. Erotic.

Wouldn’t you add a comma after “English language”? Then, it would read, “...English language, you stupid fuck”.

What? That sounds like the opposite of what most people do.

Great blog! Thanks!

Why was her mother asleep napping when her daughter was hysterically crying?