I don't think you understand mental illness.

I think "sexual batter" is the latest slang for skeet

There was one play where he cut inside and slipped past both lines to pick a pass out of nowhere that was amazing, but then he got tied up in the box and couldn't figure it out. Between that and the dive for that foul that wasn't called later, those gave me a positive feeling about the kid.

That's the joke. The entire "controversy" has completely bypassed the issue Colbert and his writers were ridiculing in the first place: How in 2014, a team can still be called the Redskins. It's satirizing how we're so numb to the fact that Redskins is a long-defined racial slur but gooks and other words instantly set…

it's nice that some of the Eagles know what ties are now.

The last psychoanalyst to be fired during the season was Steve Lyons.

MUSBURGER: Why not a selfie?

But, being serious, the premise of this article, to me at least, is flawed. And yes, I realize the hook is firmly in my cheek, but still.

and i thought most arizonians were vehemently anti-beaner.

Louisville said coach Bobby Petrino "is aware of the situation."

Strange-people in the South are re-living the past?

It's bad enough they let Danica race, now we gotta learn female biology too?

team USA was going to leave a note but didn't quite know how to end it.

Occupant of Incubator #1: "I'm so jaundiced they stuck me under these lights. What am I french fries? This is going to cost my parents a buttload of money. Also I weigh less than a cucumber."

Give Danica a break. That was the first time she ever saw someone in her rearview mirror.

Barry Bonds had a lot of cap space

"FUN FACT: Jonathan Martin told me he thought about taking his own life in MAY 2013 b/c he wasn't playing well. Told me he felt worthless."

I'm guilty of being a loyal friend and good teammate... I've never denied it.

Sounds like the only college football player who was afraid to come out of the closet was Craig James' kid.

This article shows that after many long years, progress is being made. Kickers are finally being accepted as actual members of the football team