Fox’s only hope to keep this out of the public eye is to move for the trial to be broadcast on Fox Sports 1.

It’s okay, Billy has been really confused about MLS for years now, but it has not stopped him from opining about it.

Saw it 25 years ago.

I just want to make sure the guy upset about socialism isn’t the same guy who asked the state of Rhode Island to bail out his business.

Does Schilling really know what being “Soviet” entails?

He looks at the phone....picks it up...and says, “Uhh Autzone, may I help you?”
I yell into MY phone, “IT’S ME FUCKER!!!” He jumps and hangs up.

The Telegraph’s sports editor claimed on Twitter that the piece was pulled because Shanks “had a better idea for a column.”

Oh, good, it’ll be on Fox Sports 1. You could hide out from the Mob on Fox Sports 1.

Keep tilting, Quixote.

Well, good luck with that.

Which is absolutely not true. But, hey, if it’s still 2000 where you live, great.

As would you. Were it your money. And if you had more invested in it than a scarf and a beer.

6.05 A batter is out when—

Hannah seems to have recovered from her patio grill finishing on her face.

“It’s more of a mission statement.”

“Whew. I’m off the hook for now.” —- Chris Rose

“Following the peer review, before we resume longform publishing, we’ll make whatever adjustments are necessary to prevent something like this from happening again.”

Cris Collinsworth. Not Chris.

Except against Algeria.