Well, footbawwwwwww...

Try it when the ex is not just in your office, but your boss.

In a related story, Delonte West is also a motherfucker.

You gotta admit...”jamokes” is such a great word.

They didn’t retire the Fighting Sioux mascot, they just moved him gradually farther and farther west.

The Bucs vetted him thoroughly, but did NOT think to ask, “Hey, you’re not going to publicly joke about the crab legs thing within, like, hours of the draft, are you?”

“Aging” = “Would like to come to America to play.”

It’s almost like he was high or something.

But....footbawwwww.

Now, we can argue, philosophically, about the actual news value of a baseball manager acting like...a baseball manager vs. its perceived value as clickbait (in most cases...obviously, if they deleted it, there are bigger things at work here). You could very easily hold the position that it has no real value outside of…

“Amateur.” —— Lee Elia

“Jay Glazer: Tim Tebow, in or out?”

Because they find the best players playing a sport they like to be enjoyable? Or would you prefer an isolationist expression of sportainment interest...with exceptions to be run by you?

SOME do it to pose.

You’re still on this? The NASL has zero chance of ( a ) being a rebel top-tier league and competitor to MLS and ( b ) having its games on a major broadcast network.

For the next several days, at least.

Because they are only tough to a point?

Thankfully, Dave Mishkin wasn't calling this game.

Fun fact: 49.34% of Maricopa County voters who cast ballots in the 2012 sheriff’s election cast those votes for a candidate other than Joe Arpaio. Missed it by that much.

Do not discount the large number of racist assholes who were born and raised here. They do exist.