If DeSean Jackson also didn't run hard to first and missed a bunch of free throws, the Mushnick Trifecta would be in play.

And NCAA athletes are pissed about what, again?

Boy, he's really going to sneeze that in the morning.

As Mark Langston (supposedly) famously said, "It's like a whole 'nother country."

He seems nice.

From Illinois? Not from Park Slope? #goingtohell

FRANCONA: "Ever make a team on the mound?"

Philadelphia is only big enough for one wide receiver/gangster, and Marvin Harrison already staked out the turf.

Anyone who has ever been in this guy's presence will not be the slightest bit surprised at this news.

"Oh, sure, YOU find alternative financing and it's full of integrity. I do the same thing, and everybody gives me shit about it." —- Belle Knox

It's not so much the idea of "Oh, don't you dare try to promote your work so that it might find an audience." I think of one of two things when I think of clickbait, and neither one is "Here is something you will find useful or interesting!" The problems (for me, YMMV) are the Bait & Switch (where the headline is so…

I don't know, Tom, I'd be worried. Their "legal team" that is reviewing the headline consists of Alan Ball.

That's one theory. Money is good. Being a priority on the channel you're on is good. But "the loss of widespread availability," well....isn't "widespread availability" kinda the point of being on television if you're an MLS team? What does it profit a team if they get money and prioritized programming if a large…

Keep in mind there are TWO bylines on that CNN story. That means one of them came up with it and the other said, "That's GOLD!"

You know what it is? It's not soccer fans or Cardinal fans or Yankee fans or Ranger fans. It's fucking Americans. Americans are fucking dipshits. So stop fucking acting like your personal brand of annoyance is fine but the annoying-ness of (insert team or sport or league here) just cannot be allowed to continue. Fuck…

"We're trying to find out anything we can."

Don't even do one on weights of NFL fans.

The Cubs will now look to hire this guy....

Pretty sure it wasn't one of our quarterbacks who threw anybody through a window. We don't have any who could hit a window with a teammate.