As soon as the Social Justice Warriors

Reason #2863 I’m single in my early 40s: I don’t play this game with people. I don’t ego stroke the fragile men. I will not play dumb, I will not pretend I can’t change my own flat tire, and I will never say in a breathy voice, “Ohhhhhh, your arms are soooo biiiggggg....” No. Because people who need that in order to…

I just crack up. Yes, come to Canada, with its marriage equality and universal health care, because you’re angry about marriage equality and the ACA.

I need an Obama “2015 And Out Of Fucks to Give Tour” T-shirt.

I just used this on a pissy commenter on ROYGBIV earlier and, fuck it, it’s still relevant:

This is incredibly moving. It may have taken six years, but this week I got the POTUS I voted for. Love him & his Out of Fucks to Give 2015 tour.

MAN THE BARRICADES IT’S COMING

At what point should I stop drinking tears if I have to drive later on?

My mom introduced me to Macnee & Rigg’s Avengers TV show when I was 7 or 8 years old, and I immediately glommed onto the John Steed character as a role model (not to mention imprinting on Dame Diana Rigg’s Emma Peel as the ideal woman). I was impressed by the jovial elegance and understated hypercompetence of the…

I feel the need to brag about something, because I KNOW how hard people have it who work in restaurants and bars, so I always try to be decent and good, and tip well no matter what.

Heh. Bump that. As I said in another comment, I was in my first EF at 21, and I am nowhere near done causing trouble.

That sounds like a birthday party purchase. When my daughter was little and I was on welfare I saved up a little on the EBT card every month (by skipping meals myself) so I could spend that $40 on her birthday party food. Because even us poors want to give our kids a small but appreciated birthday. Now that I’m rich…

Okay, so this is part of a novella I submitted to get into grad school (and it worked — I got in!). It’s basically this guy’s dystopic vision plus five years:

“When I can’t afford it on my pay, I don’t want people on the taxpayer’s dime to afford those kinds of foods either.”

I cannot lie I love Eileen Fisher.

I would buy an album by David Duchovny when he is playing Jeff Goldblum on SNL's celebrity jeopardy.

RIP Bunheads