Who gives a shit about flaccid penis size?

The last time I got a jacket with functioning pockets, INCLUDING the all-important inside-pocket where your wallet/valuables will actually be safe? Men's jackets. Fortunately, I wear a lot of men's jackets anyway and I look good in them. Women's jackets are too un-generous in the chest, sleeves, and shoulders, even…

I'm not an iPhone user, but fuck women's clothing and the lack of realistic pockets! I have almost always been a tomboy, so I tend to carry stuff in my pockets. They are useful! When I can't find decent jeans with good pockets in the women's section, I raid the men's. Sure, the cut is a little looser than current…

I think these are the same women that leave their kick pleat sewn together with that 'X' of cotton.

My pants pockets are all on the sides of my pants, so I don't need to take my phone out to sit down. I have a wallet with like 10-15 card slots so everything fits fine in that. I hate makeup so lipstick and eyeliner aren't concerns for me. I just put phone and keys in one pocket and wallet in the other and I'm fine.…

yeah wtf. Am I a weirdo for using a wallet and putting it in the back pocket of my jeans? Chapstick in the front and keys clipped to a belt loop and then tucked into a pocket? Am I not a ~*~real woman~*~ because of this?

BOH workers have all of my respect. The pay IS shitty, and so many illegal practices go on…. in my last place, people had to be in by noon, but couldnt clock in til 3. So ridiculous!

I've worked in restaurants and currently work in IT and it can and does happen in tech support. If some system crashes you can easily get 50 emails, constant phone calls and people stopping by the office why you aren't getting back to them ASAP because you they can't do any work without it.

Wrote a review:

It was such a lovely break to read your parody of Harry Potter, which took a heart of similarity with the original text before adducing a critical distance, permitting the introduction of irony (Hutcheon). I enjoyed the aspects of intertextuality which acted to propel the reader towards other texts,…

Hatters gonna hat.

I, for one, am glad that she specified that he's wearing shoes on BOTH of his feet.

One of these days I'd like to see a programmer/nerd character who's upsettingly social and charming because they've deconstructed being social with people. I'm getting tired of this "He's into computers, therefore has trouble with people" stuff. Instead maybe "Wow this guy draws some uncomfortable parallels between…

The funniest part to me is the notion that sophisticated software is what keeps all the planes landing at airports from crashing into each other.

I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar...

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

Karen Milton:

Only girl, only child here. I have been panicking about this since conscious memory.

Same, but I'm in the middle of it. Shit is hard.

Only girl, only child here. I have been panicking about this since conscious memory.