I thought it was a bit unfair to have the upskirt photo. But then I saw her fucking a trash barrel and realized she probably doesn’t mind.

Surely this was the second choice.

Oh, like saliva is so good for it?! Clearly you work for Big Suction Cup!

magnets? suction cups?.... ugh... all these years ive been buying giant ribbons and carefully pulling them under the cars floor to then fold over and painstakingly fold into bows..... noone told me they came pre made... so much time wasted

Nah, you strategically bounce off other race cars. That seems to have less of a penalty than actually hitting a wall. A great strat for those early turns when you are still in the pack.

*starts reading article*

Nah, he didn’t strategically bounce off the wall and keep going in a different direction without slowing down 

I believe they call it “rugby” down there.

I’ll never understand Australian horse racing.

Lady: I’d like to order 27 cheeseburgers

Younger Me would have been making plane reservations for the next one now.

It is hard but beat Pringle’s BJ in the main shot

But this is a great 1-2 here

Ford made a bulky-ass wagon with the same overall shape as a 240 and you’re wondering why we like them?

Do you know where you are?

I have always liked the straightforward design of the Flex. It’s just priced way too high for what it is, or I’d have bought one by now.

Because it’s a boxy wagon-type thing that evokes nostalgia while also providing a twin-turbo V6 putting out 365hp in a world of 4 cylinder crossovers?

The flex is bigger than the explorer. With the seats down you can fit a twin mattress in the back.

I guess the idea was that screaming kids in the back would drown out the creaks and rattles?

It’s a phenomenal vehicle.

The average person doesn’t like it. Thus, it is beautiful to Jalopnik.

And people wonder why the folks at Standing Rock are so opposed to a pipeline.