I’m...fine with all of this.

“Sneakin’ in the Movies” and the movies they reviewed: Amadeus meets Salieri, Chicago Jones, Dirty Larry, and Attack of the Street Pimps, from Hollywood Shuffle.

Inspector Spacetime was annoying enough when it appeared on Community. Let it be.

I’m clamouring for the complete, unabridged version of The Lusty Argonian Maid, with foreword by Neil Gaiman.

You really can’t play around with it. There’s a reason there’s only ever been one good Predator movie.

Sort of like when I call you a meretricious troll and a pathetic contrarian, I’m not using gendered slurs, right?

No. It’s great. Lots of his films are great. Or at least good. But he’s a bad human. Just sit with it.

Oh get over it you whiny crybaby.

If Dave had quit ten years ago, we never would have seen his gleeful denunciations of Jay Leno during Leno’s treachery involving Conan.

Are you referring to Onion-Head?

Fellow heterosexual men, let’s talk about our mancrush on Timothy Olyphant. It’s okay. No judgments here. Have a seat.

I miss Justified so much.

Watching Amy Schumer get punched in the face for an hour and a half is pretty tempting, but pass.

I know, Parks and Recreation was never the same after Paul Schneider left and Rob Lowe and that weird U2 guy showed up. 

I’d measure by average height of the band members.

I did.

Fuck yeah.

oh hell yes

Black Cow -> Aja -> Deacon Blues.

Couldn’t tell the difference. No matches yesterday, none today.