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Bela Lugosi intones: “I’m gonna tell him.”

How dumb and/or how much of an attention whore do you need to be to want to drop *$100K* on one of these things. The mind absolutely boggles.

Alligators are a lot cooler than any pickup truck though

The Color of Money 2 starring Finn Wolfhard as Jayden, a cocky, up-and-coming pool shark / influencer!

As long as the potential lawsuits cost less than manufacturing the thing to not be hazardous, yes. Besides, it’s not like it’s their blood.

I always thought it would be funny to show that “the wasteland” of Mad Max is just a desert somewhere and the rest of the world is just fine.

I had some pretty bad cuts on my wrist from falling through a window. We stopped the bleeding and bandage up, then I went to sleep for the night. I decided to go to the doctor the next morning to have it looked at and the doctor said I should have gone to get stitches when it happened. It was over 12 hours since it

See, now the “James Bond is just a codename” is a fan theory I can get behind - if only because it makes perfect sense that John Patrick Mason from The Rock is Connery’s Bond.

In British Colombia this is a failure for a motor vehicle safety inspection. You aren’t allowed to have anything on the exterior of the vehicle that is ‘sharp enough that a child could cut their finger on’.

My favorite part is when he said "still love the truck!" because you cannot parody these people

Good take. Think about it like the stories King Arthur’s court and the Knights of the Round Table. There are A LOT of stories in there, many of them self-contradictory, and the exact chronology doesn’t really matter.

I really wanted the alligator.

If I was the sort of person who thought it was a reasonable idea to purchase an alligator, logic and reason have already exited stage left so...

Don’t look at the picture, don’t look at the picture…

Welp, I guess we’ve finally found a reason not to buy the Cybertruck.

Official parade car for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party.

My vote for the worst one: Cameron is not a fucking ghost in Ferris Buehler. JFC, go outside and play, kids. 

Well said. I absolutely loathe this typical go-to fan theory. It’s just a slightly dressed up version of “It was all just a dream” and screw that noise.

No. I think the fever dream ambience of post-apocalyptic and dystopian movies precludes any need for strict continuity. They should feel chaotic.