ESPECIALLY since so much was made of his month-long McDonald’s diet “destroying his liver”, in particular. Which, you know, doesn’t happen: a fatty diet destroying someone’s liver. Like. It doesn’t happen.

I think that’s why older gym teachers tend to be fat. They are typically former athletes who got into it because they thought that would be a career that used their enthusiasm for physical activity, but as they aged and became less physical themselves their diets didn’t reflect their new sedentary state.

I can’t say this with authority but it seems like the first is a reaction to the oil crisis of the 70s with gas lines and rationing as well as the inflation, unemployment and recession that hit Australia as hard as the USA. I don’t think you needed to explain to audiences at the time how that world got that way, it…

So I get that using AI to replace artists and writers is a bad thing. I agree with that.

“I don’t care!”

They can start by wearing their fucking seatbelts. How many more of these incidents are we going to have before people start to understand the importance of being buckled up when seated? There were 71 injuries resulting from this incident; a whole lot of them serious spinal injuries. There weren't 71 people looking to…

and it still works really well as primitive beta version of the whole thing.

This is the worst form of art criticism. “They didn’t make the work I would have made.”

It’s a shame that his legacy will always be Supersize Me, a flawed documentary that I never cared for. His real strength was his TV series, 30 Days and Inside Man, which really explored compelling corners of life with an empathetic eye.

In high school I worked at a wendy’s and one of the regular crew guys showed up in a brand new car one evening. Which is weird since, you know minimum wage...anyway. He did the same thing, took it for a test drive and figured he could just keep it. He had it for almost a week until he mysteriously stopped showing up…

If not one review of this movie is titled “Atlas? Shrug.” I swear I’ll need to become some movie website’s logline editor.

It is worth being clear that “AI” basically means two things* nowadays- one, the legit sci-fi concept of a machine possessed of sentience and autonomy, and two, various apps that use weighted probabilities derived from a dataset of (usually copyrighted) prior works to generate text, visuals, or other material based on…

“I didn’t kill my wife!”

I think the main difference between the original Mad Max and the others is that the original isn’t fun.

Is this a joke?

Anthony Anderson was just sitting there reading the comments on AV Club minding his own business when ... BAM! ... drive by ...

The prosecutor doesn’t have to continue with the charges, just because the police want them to.

I’m shocked that they are proceeding with the charges. Between these videos and the officer not turning on his body camera, I don’t see a non embarrassing outcome for the city.

Me, procrastinating and not going to bed when I should: “Kelly Rowland got into a fight with Usher at Cannes?!”

OMG that key release button...holy memories. Muscle memory from any other car was turn key—>yank, and this was turn—>yank—>f-bombs—> press button—>twist wrist uncomfortably—>yank—>more f-bombs.