He was fine, but that was an impossible comparison.

He’s one of those guys it’s hard to believe didn’t walk into his first audition and get handed a major role.

Yeah it almost doesn’t seem to matter what your edge is on the show - physical, intelligent, clever, charismatic - the best plan is to only use and let people see as little as is needed to keep you going vote to vote so they don’t feel threatened.

Not many virgins in the Perkins anymore either! Hey-o!

She sounds better than Nicks.  Love her attitude and the grit in her voice.

Congrats, you got a winner!

Probably how he fucked up his back for life.  Never the same.

At least there would be some hope...

Back the fuck up - she’s Rob Schneider’s DAUGHTER??  Talk about learning something wholly unexpected.

Favorite rehab story: I was in the Virgin Islands not long after Tiger Woods’ epic flameout with his now-ex wife, when he had supposedly checked himself into a facility to address...I don’t know whatever issues he publicly copped to. A local boat captain told me he was actually anchored off Nevis on his yacht at the…

Too late.

Right there with you.

“Lots of bombs in the air” is where the wheels really start to come off, so I’ll go with that part.

I’m cool with it. Little communal traditions like that are fun for the fans.  

Yeah that seems to be the problem, people start too high and leave themselves nowhere to go but embarrassment city.

USA! USA! USA!

People get fired up just hearing a singer nail key change, I don’t know that added flair is what they should be going for.  Just belt it out with feeling and the place will go nuts.  Play ball!

They’re Beavis and Butthead’s favorite band if that tells you anything.

If ever there was a “dogs and their owners look alike” joke opportunity...

The shooter only got off a few rounds before the snipers got him, so I doubt anyone knew what was happening until well after Crooks was dead and this guy happened to be positioned on the left (facing the stands) side of his family.