That’s always been my perspective. Unless you’re Bill Gates, there’s always going to be someone with more than you. So freaking chill.

I guarantee you that women does not want to suffer the indignity of driving something lesser than her neighbors.

Have you considered CPO? I haven’t bought a new car in a long time by going that route and something two years old coming off lease usually looks essentially new after refurbishment by the dealer.

Look at those teeth. They’re either dental implants or whitened to the point she may as well have used ceiling paint.  This is as “look at me!” a person as you’ll find.

Because you’re a pussy, obviously.

Don’t drive into the huge crevasse.

Definitely some Road Warrior looking stuff up there.  Maybe the fish seized control and tried to ditch into the stream.

Yeah but that bank is going to REEK for a while.

Mobilizing a tractor trailer to introduce 700 adult fish does seem like quite the boondoggle. On the other hand, smoked salmon is among my favorite foods so I’m conflicted.

Me too! I was on a plane about 10 years ago between Atlanta and Houston (prime thunderstorm territory) and lightning struck the wing. I didn’t see it coming in, which would probably have blinded me since I was in a window seat and it was at night, but the flash, boom and shudder were unmistakable. The captain quickly c…

That is surprising.  A lot of the shit that gets airtime around here is definitely not mainstream news, but Baldwin and Rust have been getting plenty of exposure from regular news outlets.

I can’t imagine it’s going to move many copies.

She’s Wiig’s roommate and is just gross.

Oh yeah and I hate that stupid song too.  Thanks for the reminder.

One of the best jokes in Borat is that Davitian’s belly hung so low he didn’t need a censor bar to cover his gear.

What, you aren’t aching for more details??

Are they still on board? The pilot’s not the captain, who’s basically stuck there until the ship can move (or be moved).

I was kind of hoping “bring the tissues” was an IVF joke, but probably shouldn’t give them that much credit.

What’s worse is that 1. EVERYONE had their own terrible impersonation; they were unavoidable; and 2. way too many comedians / hosts decided they needed to be the one to get serious for a minute, because people this was just too important to joke about.  Pretty much every show was the same.

After one of the big hurricanes that hit Texas a while back, mapping software still showed Galveston Island streets that were now gone and the lots below the waterline. Took dozens of houses and left the second-row homes as the new beachfront, some of which get water underneath them during big storms. Took about a…