Freaking people out, if I had to venture a guess.

That’s a hell of a resume.

I heard it took both of its cellmate’s hands off in a dispute over contraband cigarettes.  Screwed-up indeed.

Yeah Brooks was serviceable sing-along arena country at a time when the genre was ramping towards its peak. His popularity is hardly a mystery (and Low Places is pretty undeniable).

As much as “schlub somehow lands hot wife” was a widespread sitcom trope, the King of Queens one was always a bridge too far for me.

Raymond was kind of a selfish idiot but didn’t just drop random insults on his wife.  And Heaton’s character had plenty of her own hang-ups so it wasn’t as one-sided.  I felt like Mrs. Tool Man wondered what the fuck she’d done and was waiting for the kids to all go off to college so she could bolt.

It’s still what he’s best-known for so I can see him at least milking it for some publicity (even if the likelihood of an actual reboot / revisit is effectively zero).

Depends on whether the Kinja IP was part of the sale.  That’s why we got ported to it in the first place despite being probably the worst-organized commenting format I’ve ever seen.

I just can’t take the never-ending imitations. If Colbert starts doing his stupid thing where he reads Trump’s tweets for 30 seconds and then drops an obvious and mediocre one-liner I’m going to break my TV (that’ll show him!).

I thought she had arrived at a point where her body positivity message had found a foothold and she was able to block out the assholes.  Sounds like it didn’t take.

I saw the spot where they filmed this scene during a Warners studio tour.  Apparently they tried shoving bits of vaseline-smeared cotton ball up his nose so water wouldn’t run into it while he was hanging there.  So his lines were dubbed because he sounded like a guy with cotton up his nose.

Keep your eyes open for that AARP application in the mail.

There’s about 30 million police-initiated interactions per year, and about 3,000 of those result in shootings.  That’s about 0.01%.  

Hey, comments are back! Woo hoo!

Speaking of which, curious that theft isn’t among the charges. 

Nah. This was going to be my suggestion depending upon commute.

Prety sure that’s the point - he doesn’t HAVE a car right now.

Very little “yeah, that’s my car!” punch to be had from a Mazda 3.

Speaking of which, world-class weirdo Sam Bankman-Fried just got hit with a 25-year sentence, which is refreshing. 

This is sort of like the joke that cruise ships do society a favor by attracting the types of people who would want a cruise vacation away from other spots.