Everything is downhill after 0.03 kiloyears.

And then, as the ringing and afterimage gradually fade, you get to figure out where they hid the semen. 

I don’t know that the LW is jerking off to this, but it reads more like the sort of thing a teenage boy would think of to gross his friends out. And if the goal is just “be attention-grabbing” it certainly succeeds at that. It might be less like a letter to Penthouse and more like a letter to Dear Abby asking what…

That was terribly racist of you to project your colonialist Western values onto that poor indigenous chef. You should have eaten his cum and be grateful for what little his tribe could spare.

I would argue that “condemns the kink expressed in it” is more an argument for it being someone’s fetish fan fiction than against. Condemnation of the perversion is a huge part of a lot of fetish turn ons, or at least I’ve heard.... from a friend. A very distant friend.

I have a hard time seeing WHY getting much attention here, even if the first letter wasn’t a conversation starter.

Dang, sorry about your loss.

If you’re viewing it through the prism of what we expect athletes and former athletes to say, I guess it does come off terribly. 

Yeah, even as an unabashed Scottie stan, I was taken aback by it. But again: I get it. This is a dude that was a nobody until after he’d started college, struggled to find his way in his first couple NBA seasons, and played in the shadow of the best and most domineering player ever. A lot of people have scored a lot…

Scottie’s my favorite athlete ever, and him being open and vulnerable about his insecurities is at least part of the reason. It’s also a big part of why he was the perfect leadership counterpoint to MJ. Mike broke people down and demanded the world of them, Scottie lifted them up and reminded them how valuable they…

I understand where he’s coming from. He’d been in the shadows for years, was a goddamn superhero the entire 1993-94 season in carrying the Bulls to almost the same record as the year before with MJ, and felt he’d earned the right to take the last shot. It was a defiant statement from a guy who has been dragged for the…

Yep. Nothing I saw about Jordan changed my opinion of him a single bit. He’s always been a borderline sociopathic competitor, which is one of the reasons why he’s the greatest of all time. He was the centerpiece of the team and the documentary portrayed that. Scottie acting brand new as if he didn’t know who or what…

Who came up with these doll descriptions because they read like something spit out be a crappy translation app.

Okay, I was today years old when I learned Paul Dooley basically created The Electric Company. After watching it I even remember that “fish” sketch they embedded in the article from when I was a wee lad. Holy carp.

I watched it for the first time last weekend oddly enough, and liked it a fair amount. It’s a little bit uneven, starting well but then dragging a bit for 20 or so minutes, before the second half really ups it’s game and is laugh out loud funny most of the time. Paul Dooley’s really superb in it too, though Max Von…

Heh, no one I know is a devotee to that movie like I am, so I can’t trade quotes but “I could crush your head ... like a nut!” pops into my brain unprompted fairly regularly for reasons I’m not entirely clear on.

Want to go to work, mandatory vaccination. A lot of employers will probably be requiring this since they can be sued for not doing what they can to prevent a dangerous workplace environment.

Another good one would be other countries requiring Americans be vaccinated before entering.

This is one thing the private sector might take care of.

Nailed it. They’re navelgazers when they come to NYC and they’re navelgazers when they leave.