You said it all, man.

Precisely. I knew a couple of poor bastards who had these in high school. If they were driving past someone they knew they’d slump down to avoid being seen like Patrick Dempsey in Can’t Buy Me Love. Risking a head-on collision was worth avoiding the embarrassment. Seeing this one would send a shudder of revulsion throu…

There is no price that is Nice Price for this car, unless it’s below scrap value.

Always made for fun guessing games on older used cars. 80k? 180K? 280?

Came for this, not disappointed.

I was a child when these things roamed the earth, and these pictures elicit exactly zero positive emotion.  No one was happy to be driving one of these; it was your last option if you needed a new car.  Even the brown isn’t appealing in some 70s earth tone way.  It’s dogshit.

Hate to be pedantic but I’m going to do it anyway; I hope that turtleneck isn’t a sentient object.

Maybe it was a gift from Belichick?

I’d be interested to see what they’re seeking in these lawsuits. Local school boards and city/county governments allocate resources and have been setting the rules for shutdowns. Everyone knows the most poorly served kids over the course of the year have been those with the least means, and anyone with a school-aged…

COME: since at least 1973!

But not cum

Bigger question - why was the dead girl’s phone in his pants?

Agree.  Really the risk here is she comes off looking like one of those people who isn’t interested in someone else until that someone turns his attention elsewhere.

Sometimes Adams’ adorableness is obscured by Leslie Bibb, though

I’m going with the middle way here. She has no obligation to a woman she doesn’t know, but going full-on homewrecker is a very bad look. This guy is an adult capable of making his own decisions so I think her letting him know how she feels is fully within bounds. Leaven the message with “look, I know you’re with…

When I was in college back in the early 90s I took a course in the engineering school on commercialization of technologies. I was amazed to learn the tech for HDTV had been around since the early 80s (I had never heard of it at the time I was taking this class); of course it ultimately took until the late 90s to…

“So the good news is you’ll be staying at the resort and receiving two complimentary rounds of golf a week. The bad news is you will be standing for 12 hours a day next to a foot-thick chainsaw that will be cutting a cargo ship in half.”

I’ll take having to protect my head from rats falling into an open space over sinking into a quicksand of rats any day of the week. No-brainer.

I know that’s meant to convey a moment of sincere introspection but all I can think about is the ride home.

I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess the salvage company is not putting its people up at the Cloisters or footing $300 rounds of golf, but hey I could be wrong. Lord knows they’re earning it.