Nothing screams “mid-90s” like teal.

I don’t know why this has me laughing.  What an oddly specific story.

Nothing says Bad Mother Fucker like a tiny turquoise truck.

The massive truck thing always has me scratching my head.  I park in a downtown garage and a lot of them barely fit under the gate, hang way out of the spaces and leave little room to get in and out. 

It looks to me like he wanted to move a little farther up the driveway and gave the car too much gas trying to offset its weight, likely due to lack of familiarity with the it.

Looking at that video I’m in the camp that he found himself in the unfortunate position of stopping halfway up the drive, and trying to give the car just enough gas to get the rest of the way up.  Instead he goosed it too much due to lack of familiarity with the car and this is what he got.

Is this something you would drive in the snow even if it did accommodate snow boots?

So, people?

That’s via my doctor father in-law, so I haven’t seen the source (it was in materials that he received from the CDC or state, I believe).  I’ve flown recently and they keep people pretty spread out, but it may still be slightly more risky on a plane.  Regardless, I still think the risk of transmission is going to be…

I doubt anyone will ever see this, but I’m reading this comment four years later and can only say if this one-sentence aside annoys you, You Have No Fucking Idea.

If I’m turning the car in at the end of the lease, I’m also not worrying about non-OEM parts for two months.

The amount of self-loathing among top athletes is something to behold. They’re far harder on themselves than anyone else could ever be.

I’m working on one, and that’s enough.  She’s twice tried to turn left into the oncoming traffic lane, once on a divided road.  Hopefully we’re past that now.

As long as people are wearing masks the risk of transmission is very low, something like 2.5%.  I had to fly about a month ago and people seemed very conscious of taking precautions.  I think the risk of the family gatherings is probably higher than the travel piece.

My general practitioner father in-law describes most surgeons as mechanics.  He says it in jest, but isn’t 100% joking.

From what I’ve read the only thing keeping your wife’s cat from killing you is its size.

There’s also the fact that the target audience for this movie knows who Maddie Ziegler is.  If you’re going to the trouble of making a movie, might as well cast people who will sell tickets.

Had to be tough for that foot to stay in the closet all this time.

No matter what you say or do, social media insures that SOMEONE is going to publicly slap you.  Why anyone famous would validate those criticisms by responding is beyond me.  This isn’t a story because Sia was criticized, it’s a story because she replied.

Hey, I didn’t get cussed out by Sia or anyone else of note, on twitter or otherwise.  So you’ve already got a better story than I do.