William’s engagement numbers are routinely higher than Harry’s, while also holding down his pilot job and having a family. Harry is single and has no other job so he can afford to take off to Africa for months at a time. Their roles are clearly different. William may not be out there helping catch elephant poachers…

Kate’s outfit is divine. She looks absolutely gorgeous.

$75 for a shirt and $550 for a coat? I paid $10 and $15 for mine. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Why do they charge so much for nipple covers?

I’m pretty late on this one, but the strangest thing made me so happy today. My wife and I went to the Humane Society (One of the biggest ones in the country) and it was damn near empty of animals. I’m really hoping it’s because the people in this city have been out en masse and adopting.

I’m pretty solitary due to disability (I do love people though, that’s why I’m online so much), so this is something I’ve struggled with too.

Beaty Thread, my favorite!!!

What is the most potentially life-ending, totally stupid, ridiculous, ill-advised, Darwinian thing you’ve done in the name of a good time/just being young?

“Nope!” -Oscar Pistorious

haha right!!! HEAVEN FORBID we be proud/excited about that

No way any white person with dreads is being told they have to shave their head or they can’t work at Portland’s third best food co-op.

The ruling would be in your favor, you have the right as an employer to dictate dress code (including hair and hygiene) as long as that doesn’t violate a protected class.

He got it from Ray Finkle

I’m guessing the unconditional love.

He’s not making himself look good. This is from someone who’s on Brad’s side:

Why would you apologize for that?

Exactly, I believe it’s a first time thing because Angelica does not seem like she would be flexible on this.

I KNOW! I was so enjoying this divorce and now it’s just like when the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard divorce turned violent.

“I averted the eyes of the waiter as he set my plate of eggs down in front of me.”

I have mixed views on this. On one hand, it sounds great you are getting what you wanted. On the other, it sucks that this means he has to do something he doesn’t want, and I can’t think of a many relationships that work out when one partner feels forced to do something to stay in the relationship.

Kim Kardashian is probably furiously jabbing pins in her Taylor Swift doll, praying for something to happen.