I loved the book, but still refuse to see the movie on principal. First of all, I loathe Cameron Diaz. But more important, I remain pissed about the casting of Toni Collette as the “fat” sister. Toni Collette isn’t even fat by Hollywood standards, let alone the real world.

Look, planning laws exist for a reason. If you don’t like the code, work to change it. Don’t build in defiance of it. You’re only going to lose.

I’m following you just based on your name. For any ladies who don’t know what it means, I’ll be happy to explain it to you.

it’s cool and all, but i personally, am for building regulations and enforcing them. renting a non-code compliant space out on airbnb doesnt sit well with me.

Damn Hippie! There’s only one way to deal with these freaks!

a deep aversion to air conditioning

15 year olds are impressionable dumbfucks. Even the smart ones.

Linking arms is meaningless but kneeling is deeply meaningful?

He’s getting your attention and admiration and drama. That’s why he can say he loves you and yammer on and on about love while baldface lying to his fiancee.

First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Socialist...

This guy is a user, a coward, and a douchebag. Go ahead and judge him. He’s given you every reason for it.

Kitten spam! This is my new kitty/angel who is a 13 week old ragdoll. He is the best purrer and cuddler I’ve ever met and I’m so delighted to have him as a companion.

Hi Guys!

YAY! SNS IS STILL AROUND!

Here is your complaint/commiseration thread.

Oh — Emirjeta Xhelili? Of the Mayflower Xhelilis?

What Katherine really said was that her husband is relieved, then she joked about golfing. I believe her point was that he feels a bit “lonely male” sometimes in an all-female household, as they have only girls at present.

they may have changed their mind and may be doing something different, but I’m not necessarily interested in doing a television show

Hey, I crossed the Chinese countryside via train too! Xian to Beijing, and it was an overnight ride in a sleeper car. The opposite of romantic.. In fact it was horribly uncomfortable, with toilets to haunt one’s nightmares. My travel partners and I got blitzed on cheap Chinese schnapps—I’m talking jet fuel-grade…

They have signs up saying you can’t do the transaction she wanted, and she’s upset with the clerk for telling her the same information she didn’t bother to read?