Dude, you’re doing it wrong. You have to load that shit up! Huge chunks of grilled chicken or fish, slices of hard boiled egg, different kinds of sliced olives, steamed veggies from last night’s dinner, halved grape tomatoes, even avocado, cubed goat cheese. Then fantastic light champagne dressing or something you…
Temperature is just one more thing that the patriarchy controls. This is not about conditioning the air; it’s about conditioning the oppressed classes to accept the cheapest, most convenient, and easiest air that the ruling classes can provide. It is a result of capitalism: An effort to monetize the human condition…
Jesus. 77°F is 25°C. That is nuts. It’s one thing to be working in an office that doesn’t have air conditioning, so it occasionally gets that warm on summer days, but quite another to aim for it. I’m a girl, and that is TOO HOT. Are the rest of you secretly lizard people? You are. I knew it.
Good camel.
what happen to ZOOM ?????
I almost beat a woman with my camera in Yellowstone once. She kept inching closer and closer to a bison and I told her she needed to back up. She responded, “Oh, they must be so used to people by now.” When I told her that, no, they aren’t, that they are quite dangerous and can charge at up to 35 mph, she looked…
oh, so you DID get my letter.
I am suuuuuuuper grateful that Twitter/FB/et al didn’t exist when I was 25. My hysterical maudlin bullshit was fortunately confined to AOL chat rooms and IMs.
There is really no greater gift a former lover can give you than an overwrought love letter (or series of inane tweets, it is 2015). First it’s painful to read, then you start cringing, then relief washes over you as you realize you could have ended up with someone who totally seemed normal at first but actually has a…
“This is the WORST thing that has ever happened to me! I can’t believe no one CARES. And NO I do NOT want to talk about it. LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!”
Who cares about that hick Shelton! Nick Jonas just performed in a gay bar in London, while tied up in chains by drag queens. If he’s not the greatest musical artist of all time, I don’t know who is...
I’m not going to begrudge anyone who survived a brutal attack the right to make money from that. She’s profiting from telling her story? I’m cool with that.
Taylor Swift is the convergence of privilege and Millennialist indulgence. She is a spoiled little rich girl who bypassed a development deal and went straight to singer-songwriter when her daddy’s hedge fund bailed out her record label. Plus she has that new fangled notion that anyone who criticizes her is a h8er and…
One of my best memories is when me and my ex threw on our cross country skis during a snow storm and skied to the local watering hole. The place was near empty, but the barkeep and cook had to be there anyway. They were more than happy to have some customers, let us prop our skis up in the corner, kept us supplied…
As long as Blake gets custody of Adam Levine, you’ll be fine Miranda.
I live in Minneapolis, try again:) Yes, delivery is quite the norm during blizzards. Was just making fun of the “It’s too dangerous to go out anywhere!” mindset, when delivery automatically means contracting someone else to drive in poor conditions. TIP WELL!!
There is a special place in hell for people who order delivery during snowstorms. And in that hell, crab rangoon will always be Three. Blocks. Away.
Go through a bad break-up recently?
No, but at least 1 in 12 are faking how ‘great’ and ‘loving’ their marriages are on Facebook. Yuck.