Shortly after I started talking to a guy he asked me if I wore socks to bed. I was like ‘who the fuck wears socks to bed?’ not realizing that was some code for ‘condoms’. I told him I’m not DTF like that and we haven’t really talked since.

I never tire of reading your opinions on the Katrashians :D.

Yeah... delusional.

This guy is so nosy it’s unreal. We work alongside peers from other companies and he’s always trying to figure out what they get paid in comparison. It’s so rude and each time he tries to bring it up I shut him down saying it’s not his business to be talking about it and I don’t really care what others make. I care…

This. I have to deal with a frustrated co-worker as I am 30 years younger than him but I’m ranked one level higher in terms of experience/knowledge than he is. I’m also a re-hire but he keeps thinking I’m ‘new’. He bitches and whines about why the company went outside to hire my level of skill and not promoted from…

I would go ahead and ask what your interactions have been like with people in customer service but I’m afraid I already know.

I saw them on reddit (don’t throw tomatoes at me!) back in July. The title of the pic was “We went for the Glitter Beards! No regrets!” Their handle is ‘TheGayBeards’.

I don’t think the full make up look is helping anyone! Fake eyelashes at the beach?!? That’s WAY too high maintenance for me :D. But I guess it’s the teevee and all.

Since they brought Mikey ‘all of the way back from Chicago’ in the span of an hour, I’m hoping Jonathan is shacked up at some other beach side resort and having a blast. I checked the prices for that lodge, it’s actually not crazy expensive.

I was cracking up when they had Clare ‘talking’ to the raccoon on the phone. Bahahahaha! And Jorge is a great addition.

Word to the wise: NEVER trust romantic advice coming from self-proclaimed Princess Jasmine. Samantha was having none of that!!

Jonathan was the only one I really felt sorry for. Joe is a slimeball, and Jonathan was really trying to ‘fix’ something he thought he did wrong.

That makes total sense!! I would probably do the same thing. SFO isn’t bad. I normally never have enough time there (company booked flights) as I have to pick up bags from international & re-check them for domestic flights. But I remember always wishing I had at least a full hour to just chill.

This is the first time I’ve read Behind Closed Ovens and not had to re-think my dinner choices. I had a delicious cheeseburger w/ avocado and veggies.

Yep! I’ve stayed there as well. I’m glad you received such good service :). And it is incredibly quiet there.

Breakfast burritos? Totally worth it!

Yeah, that is no fun. In that case I wouldn’t mind having just enough time to catch my connection.

You’re not the only one! So long as the airport has some decent places to chill out, I feel the same. But I’m usually flying to/from work (in the mid-east), not rushing to the other side of the US for some work conference/wedding/funeral. So I like to relax and I really, really hate taking a long flight only to rush…

No one line forced the family in Utah to stay there. They tried to fly on standby passes and their return flights were all booked. Sorry, but that is the price you pay when you try to do things at minimal cost.

Plus... uh, where are all of the drinks going to go?