I have no idea what any of this is about, but I wanted to give you some friendly advice that if you’re well-known enough to inspire others to create sub-Kinjas about you, it’s probably going to be ineffective to insult others by saying they have “no life outside of Kinja”, because insults work best when they compare…

Sorry for your loss. Peanut Butter the Psycho gifted us with three kittens- they are all deliriously batty and growing right into the asshole genetics they have rightly earned. (We believe the father is a feral cat that PBtP snuck into the house at grave risk) I was trying to eat today and they just would NOT leave me…

Because you’re ignoring the reasons why those words exist: to allow us the ability to equivocate, hedge etc. If you ask the listener to simply disregard those words, than when a speaker uses them deliberately to express insecurity as opposed to socially conditioned “niceness” you run the risk of that being…

THANK. GOD.

Has it begun already? Where Jezzies start calling you a bigot for going to church, even though they have no idea what the fuck the values of your congregation are?

Note to self: Never watch that shit.

He’s trying really hard not to close his eyes and think of a man while his unquestionably hot lady friend sucks his cock. Poor Taylor Kitsch, on his hero’s journey of earnestly doing what people tell him to do.

It is the new “I didn’t know I was white”.

So happy the clueless “I didn’t know we were rich!” blathering has already started.

Hey listen, keep in mind that what you see on social media/when you hang out with people is the best of the best of their lives. You don’t see the screaming kids driving them crazy or the shitty diapers or the passive aggressive fighting between the two people that got engaged. Things are never as shiny and happy as…

I had the opposite reaction! I read the whole thing in two days because I was so fascinated with the horrible characters. ALL of them are so terrible.

Whoa my gosh. I am 30... married for 7 yrs... and you have almost my Exact. Same. Crush List! Gavin Rossdale?! Ryan Phillippe (need I say Cruel Intentions?), John Cusack AND John Oliver?!?! Are you me?!?!? Kyle Chandler is also right up there... Coach Taylor, anyone?

Hell, I’m 5’8” and am pretty sure my idea of myself as a giant person compared to other daintier girls contributed to my crap body image, which contributed to my massive weight gain, etc etc etc. It’s bullshit of the highest order.

So someone faces a different set of issues than you and your response is to say “oh boo hoo”? How are their problems somehow less valid than yours?

I’m 5’9 and I got bullied for it so much at school that I developed a slouch that has never really gone away. I’ve always felt unfeminine as a result because I am not dainty and petite. And guys can be super fucking weird about women who are taller than them. My ex didn’t like the fact that I was one whole inch taller…

I’m also using a computer, the numpad is the thing to the right side of your keyboard.

“That’s... that’s a bad case of phimosis, Bud.”

I’m not sure if that beer is offensive. But this is