I would prefer not to fly with you goofballs who take too long to board the plane, can’t figure out where your seat is, and bring a rolling ice-chest on board as your carry-on, but unless I want to fly a private charter, I get to suck it up and fly with the public.

How about we all just live two doors down from our families so there’s no travel necessary? Or none of our children get to know their cousins / grandparents / parents’ places of origin? How about nobody gets to bring home their recently adopted kids because you can’t fly with them? I’m all for flights that are more…

Since we’re on the subject, I learned recently that Imperial Rome had tons of (sex-segregated) public toilets and guys used to hang out there and crap together convivially on benches with holes cut out and discuss business, complain about their wives, children, and slaves, or whatever came up. Also, they had public…

Oh I have the best story about a wedding proposal...

As a Christian I usually don’t like the Devil to win but this time

ugh.

Oooooooohkay june.

Well, when I look at my life and compare it to Kim Kardashian’s, as we all must do when the Reaper approaches, I suppose I can take some solace in that while she’s richer than me, prettier than me and has gotten to kiss Kanye West at least a few more times than me, I haven’t turned my family name into shorthand for…

Fuck her. You know what is probably stressful? Taking care of a shitload of wild animals. She’s an animal-exploiting monster.

No it isn’t.

So it didn’t take long for the people who find a way to complain about absolutely everything to suggest that showing Theon’s face was a way of making it about “manfeels,” rather than sparing Sophie Turner and the viewer the actual sight of her being raped.

I think they showed Theon’s face during the whole creepy thing, because witnessing this might be the straw that breaks his back .... this will be the trigger for him to find a sneaky, violent, horriying way to break from Ramsey’s conditioning and help Sansa actually GET the North. I’m sure now that he will murder…

I think this pisses me off more than any other think I read today besides a nun’s murder being covered up by the Church. Seriously. If you have to say you’re an Alpha, you’re NOT. You know what? Alpha people do exactly and only as they wish without fear or even thought of others’ judgement. True Alphas have the…

compare to Kris, Melisandre is a peach

I threw them away in her trash can so that she’d see them.

I had a coworker at my last job who was routinely furious that, even though I was fat and she wasn’t, I still allowed myself to enjoy food while she subsisted in Lean Cuisine and fat-free yogurt. It made her SO angry, and she just couldn’t shut up about it—she’d hover around my cubicle at lunch time and make comments…

I’ve met Natalie Dormer in person.

Other issues demanding addressing:

“because the idea of literally sitting on a raised chair while women scrub and polish my feet is just gross.”