No, you're thinking of the right person. I think she was just getting warmed up.

Coincidentally, it turns out the list on the right was the list of gentlemen who attended her that evening, in order.

I could've sworn I just explained this, but let me try again with smaller words and shorter sentences.

No, wait, I'm pretty sure I read something on MySpace the other day about how LiveJournal is an up and coming trend...

I don't care about your issue. I do find it kind of funny how much you care about it though, so my amusement here is really more of a meta thing. The way you guys are just furiously spamming the comments section with "SOMEBODY PLEASE GET OFFENDED WITH US" and having to create new burners to agree with yourselves every…

I read the books 10+ years ago and loved them, but then I attempted to reread them this past year and didn't last past 4th and 5th book. I came to the realization I don't like Claire at all. She's obnoxious, pretentious, and a twat for how much she walks in to trouble. I found out my best friend felt the same, so…

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This is not how it went down in the books. She kills Arthur at the feast because he finds out that she's pregnant while she's getting dressed for it and she panics. She also jumps right in and works with Claire trying to "save" him (plus they're not even seated at the same table) so it doesn't wind up…

I cannot even begin to imagine a universe in which I would care about any of this. Someone wrote a long hyperbolic ranty post about how they hate Pinkham's long hyperbolic ranty posts and this is supposed to constitute some sort of Event that necessitates a response?

This is sort of a general comment about Claire's brashness with the preface that I love Claire and think she's a phenomenal character though certain qualities telegraph differently on screen than from the page. So here goes: For a woman who time travelled back 200 years through some witchy Scottish rocks, she should…

Pray tell, do not read the books. You will hate her even more.

Your self-congratulatoriness should carry you far. Meanwhile, I'll happily judge the shit out of terrible, selfish choices, reproductive or otherwise.

Yes, let’s see how those four kids fare when their mother needs to be taken care of while they’re barely in their 20s.

“The female bod” didn't exactly make this one happen by itself. I hope everyone comes out of this reasonably healthy and well. Feminism shouldn't mean we have to applaud medically risky choices.

I’m just going to lurk here, waiting for the inevitable onslaught.

“I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin.”

I only came to make sure ATL wasn’t on the list. Everyone whines about how Hartsfield is the worst airport ever, but it is honestly one of the best organized airports I’ve ever seen. It’s just a big grid. Concourse E is the international concourse, and all concourses are connected by a SINGLE underground train (the…

Stansted... shudder.

Can confirm that CDG may be the world’s most tragically mismanaged airport and is full of people who do not speak an iota of English. Every time I have stopped there, even taxiing has taken 30-40 minutes longer than anywhere else, and that includes Beijing Capital International.

Don't discount the importance of scholarships, subsidized Federal loans, and Pell grants.

I did read your previous post. I just don’t believe you.