That's not how punctuation works. Give your space bar a break.

Ah, now I see why I'm getting so many additional recommendations this morning on my comment right after the Super Bowl about that commercial. Yep, fuck Nationwide.

they're pretty much a roving pack of midget vikings, pillaging everything less than a few feet off the ground, all while stumbling around like drunkards. It's fun.

Congratulations, you don't have a dead kid in your past so the ad was just a clever way of getting your attention. There are about a million OTHER ways to get your attention, most of which don't involve making people like my mother burst into tears remembering the daughter she lost at 5 years old all because a pack of…

...I could get them for you. For a price.

As much as I'd love to snark — and god knows I will about the Palins and their absolutely zero integrity — I am impressed about the guy and his Medal of Honor.

Given his last name is Meyer, Oscar would be a better baby name. For either gender.

Ayup. My parents were actually SUED for damages because they ruined some family's summer vacation by cruelly allowing Lake Michigan to be several feet below historical average levels, thus making the water full of weeds and the beach unattractive. How dare they??

Omg that last one is the stuff nightmares are made of. What if the bad people were right outside their door?!

There is something ineffably depressing about "Hanging by a Moment." I don't know whether it's just the place I was at in life when it came out, or his voice, or what, but it's given me a pit in my stomach since the first time I heard it. Being trapped on a plane with that voice would probably do me in.

It's only cute in movies.

Are schools today are not turning out an truly educated public.

Yeah, right, I mean, if you won't show up and talk about your dresses exclusively, then you're just a stuck up bitch! You're one of those actresses who wants to talk about her work! God, don't we have enough men around to talk about work? I don't see why women need to! Just keep standing there looking pretty and only…

Everyone needs a snack after a traumatizing double homicide.

come say it to my face

This is probably the greatest line in the movie.

come on, TDKR is better produced, directed, or acted much better than either of those films. I'm not saying it deserves any awards or anything but it does have redeeming qualities. It was never going to top TDK anyway

The Core is not just unscientific, it's joyfully so. And it's kind of a special pleasure watching a cast that includes Aaron Eckhart, Bruce Greenwood and Hilary Swank spout nonsense dialogue and attempt to take completely ridiculous situations seriously.

I really enjoyed the Core. It reminded me of the audacious 50's sci-fi/fantasy adventures. Zero science, but lot's of earnest fun.