It is the First Family for trashy people. Like the kind who buy Cosmo. I’m sure the Obamas got a good laugh out of it.

Without the political pull, they’ll fade over time even if they stay in the industry. The Barrymores were once a big deal and now it’s just, “Drew Barrymore comes from a big acting family.” The elders have no oomph.

Not even the littlest bit.

Let these snatched, overly contoured broads have their glossy mag cover. It’s not one of any real importance, so why care?

It may not be fair, the nature of LA being what it is, and the latter’s elder sisters serving as precedents (rather than the homophone), and being that I recall what it’s like to be a strong-minded 17 year old and so forth...yet still I could not resist dusting this off.

It’s insulting to Americans , and I wish those who really like this family would wake up.

Oooooh, this comment section is going to be fun!

makin’ (tiny) bacon

I LOVE AMBER ROSE

Justin Bieber’s friends say he doesn’t drink or do drugs anymore.

Dude, swear to god. If you work in any ethnic food place whatsoever motherfuckers try to bring you coupons for other restaurants with the same cuisine and then basically throw shit at you because you don’t honor them.

People would literally walk in to hang out and consume what they thought were free samples for a few hours?

LOL. Apparently they’re used to “tasting” at Baskin Robbins. Oh, and they’re the trolls in line at Costco for one twentieth of a portion of something.

Exactly. TV killed baseball because it’s not continuously action-packed. Think about “Take Me Out to the Ballgame”: being a baseball fan is all about going to the stadium and hanging out for an afternoon.

Don’t talk to your elders like that! I am 35. I do not take selfies. I find it off-putting. But you need to calm down; this is just a different manifestation of the self-absorption young people have always exhibited.

I mean, there’s empty seats around them. If they were annoying fans around them, that’d be a different story.

I know, what’s more American than beating the shit out of your family and paying a lawyer to get you off on criminal charges.

It is the symptom and outcome of an economic system based on exploitation and income inequality, so I’d say it’s up there as far as internet hyperbolae are concerned.

i hope he steps on a lego

It is a relative of the terror bird, after all.