Oh my god I’m so glad there’s a space for me to express how stupid this article is. It’s literally the exact same article papers have been writing about rich white kids in Manhattan since the 1920s, updated each year to include the new technology and trend.

I’m not sure who is right, or even what this argument is about, but I wanted it to keep going. Can I egg you two on some more?

But I said that. I said “I don’t dislike trans people but...” And your response was some vague complaint about how I’m trying to tell you your feelings.

It’ll be her problem.

Uh, I doubt he logged onto his 1999 Packard Bell computer and snickered gently to himself as he selected “Foster Child - Now With 100 Percent Less Parents!” from the screen. He probably didn’t give two shits about where she was from - just that she was willing to take his money in exchange for whatever the fuck he…

NB4 the false equivalence arguments re: abortion, humans being murdered, any other kinds of suffering, meat eaters aren’t allowed to care, etc.

The point this entire time has been: RICH ASSHOLES NEED TO STOP POACHING ENDANGERED ANIMALS.

I JUST WANT HIM TO PARTICIPATE IN DEBATES THAT IS ALL I WANT<33333 UNCLE JOOOOOEE!

When you have a brain tumor, it is.

I think this way too. I used to work in domestic violence and sexual assault prevention and one of the stats that people found very upsetting was that pregnant women’s most likely cause of death is murder, and that domestic violence often begins or escalates when a woman is pregnant. People used to theorize that this…

That’s part of the reason I love it so. It’s a little ray of sunshine on a gloomily cloudy day.

I... love this photo...

From a design standpoint, yeah, the stripes aren’t good-looking at all. That said, from a practical standpoint, they make perfect sense. Ghost busting is not always going to occur in optimal viewing conditions. You will want something that clearly marks that you are a human being in situations of poor visibility. And…

Yeah, it must be all that frustrated homosexuality that’s to blame!

This poor girl :( Seeing this girl broke my heart this morning. As someone who’s spent some time in a children’s hospital with a sick kid I can say that visits like these from anyone, from friends, family, athletes, celebrities, really is a beautiful gesture. We got to watch the most recent Teenage Mutant Ninja Movie…

A few hateful but ultimately of no consequence comments which wouldn’t even have gotten any attention had jezebel by given them the national coverage the idiots making them so desperately craved.

Ugh I know. They are THE WORST AMIRITE?? Next thing you know those trashy whores will be showing up at women’s shelters with toys and books for the kids. TERRIBLE!

Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones spent Saturday dressed in their Ghostbusters costumes, visiting patients at the Floating Hospital for Children at Tufts Medical Center.

And no tomatoes, please. I’m allergic to red.

I used to work with an asshole that would regularly go to chipotle during the lunch rush and order the quesorito (because eating something the size of a baby for lunch is a good idea?), which would then slow down the entire line. Still wished they would have simply told him no, just to see his reaction.

Heyyyyyyy..... I want to get that sandwich that you used to have? I think it’s on the Secret Menu now? I can’t remember the name of it but I know it comes with a sauce I don’t like so can I sub it for ranch instead? And can you make that on a gluten-free wrap? And grill it, but I don’t want it crispy?