What I’m looking for is Miller High Life. Which, in some places, costs only $7 for a six-pack.

First of all: this is the longest post in the history of time.

I kept scrolling and it wouldn’t stop. Thought maybe I was dead and in purgatory.

There will be no comments as most of us do not have the stamina or finger strength to get to replies. So I stopped in the middle, ran to the store, and I am now soaking my sore mousefinger in this.

I have a Trophy Husband t-shirt. This has been around for ages.

whatever I think it’s funny

What a mean spirited post. Some guy feels insecure about his appearance, and your answer is to write a rant at him about his privilege. Unbelievable.

It’s pretty impressive how she’s tanked her entire career in one tweet. It’s not like the sort of people who read her work have short memories.

Shall I continue?

“...we are protecting their identities while they pursue legal action”

Serious question for Natasha: if Roy had contacted you with these pictures and told you that he was attempting to blackmail one of the women but they wouldn’t pay him, would you have published his pictures of the woman in question and kept his identity secret?

We've seen your Twitter Natasha. You have no issues protecting people who sexually prey on others.

Natasha, you just wrote that: “Stories don’t need an upside. Not everyone has to feel good about the truth. If it’s true, you publish.” However, this story involves a plea of “no contest,” thereby rendering these ALLEGATIONS unproven. Your headline implies that all of these accusations have been proven in a court of…

Now they’re just actively baiting people.

Are any of the victimized women closeted homosexuals? Please follow your usual policy and provide a list.

I figure no one can say terrible things 100% of the time. I mean even Hitler must have uttered phrases like ‘Bacon is amazing.’ or ‘People should eat more pie.’

My depression didn’t start until after I’d been married for seven years and it hit like a truck, honestly, where one day I was, I suppose, ok, and the next day I nearly had a nervous breakdown and after that I was just functioning...going to work, coming home, taking a hot bath, going to bed...because sleep was the…

Everything is Justin Bieber’s fault.

If serious: you’re an idiot