MY LIFE
Everything that fits my chest drowns my waist.
Everything that fits my waist, makes my partner very very happy but is not something I can wear in public.

I for one appreciate that he’s so open about it, because lord knows he doesn’t owe the masses of us idiots anything.

brb never sleeping ever again

Starring so more people read your comment, but a chemist over on io9 gave me a detailed explanation last year. Although he didn’t know when it was done, only that it was several decades ago.

Well, in that case you’d be wrong. Sexual culture is pretty well-known to everyone now whether they enjoy it or not. More importantly, in this thread we’ve had a doms and dommes weigh in. We’ve had subs and switches weigh in. We’ve had a lot of people star different comments about the situation and make comments about…

They haven’t changed the fucking formula either. Visine has always worked by constricting the blood vessels in your eyes. But you swallow it, and it can constrict other, more important blood vessels.

Someone with Crohn’s disease who is using marijuana to treat her seriously debilitating condition is not a pothead.

You should be, since that doesn’t actually cause diarrhea, but does cause coma and death.

You realize you sound as tiresome as an MRA troll demanding to know why women freak out on him for yelling that they have a nice ass when he’s just giving them a “compliment,” right? If you are not educated enough about the society in which we live to understand why holding hands is different, in both degree and…

Oh, god, not the eye drops thing again! Colin, can you please add the appropriately scathing editorial comment that you can KILL PEOPLE BY DOING THAT!

I will try some in your honor.

While I think open conversations are an important part of parenting, I think it’s kind of disingenuous to claim a parent can just tell their child that the man walking a woman on a leash around the mall is just “make believe.” Kids generally know that normal adults don’t usually play make believe in public and walk…

You’d think that she’d at least wear knee pads.

Two five year olds looking at each other’s wee wees are “Playing Doctor”. A 15 year old adolescent molesting a five year old is not. Never mind that there were multiple victims, multiple occasions over several years, and often the victims were originally asleep, so they weren’t ‘playing’ anything.

...was she high?

Yeah, seriously. Fuck that person. And the credit ass-swiper, too. Come on.

You lost me at the Murell story this week Pinkham. I like to see a good “Eff You” given to a deserving douche canoe but poisonings are well beyond acceptable.

I’ll say this: I used to get a lot of very high-ranking Admirals and Generals on lunch shifts when I worked in Crystal City (right near the Pentagon). Every single one I ever served—without fail—was a great customer—super polite, good tippers, didn’t make a fuss. I know YMMV may vary and all, but my personal…

RE: the Navy story. The military’s brass really does not like their service members pulling shit like that.

“Here’s our leftovers” is pretty much what happens at food banks anyway, and the ones in my home town are begging for fresh produce to hand out.