Don't tell Mark, but I'd TOTALLY eat a guinea pig.

Why stop there?

You don't have to. Plenty of others doing that.

Today I learned that 99% of gawker commentators are actually very immature 13-year-olds.

It didn't die, just flew away. And I think there are plenty of good reasons to drive invasive species that don't belong in your habitat (at least not during all seasons) away, even if you need to kill them to do so.

Got it and insults certainly make you the better person.

So far I count:

What was the transgression?

She wasn't speaking for the waitress. She spoke for herself and how uncomfortable it made her.

Ah, yes, I've been on the bottom of those piles before ;-)

I stopped going to a restaurant with delicious food because we saw on two separate owners (sister and brother) treat their (young native Mexican women) staff like SHIT. The final straw was when the very tall woman co-owner held up a rag to clean the table above her head and made the short woman who was supposed to…

I'm reluctant to condone an egging, but it seems justified in this case. My preferred method is coating the windshield with vaseline. It can't be driven until it's cleaned, but what a pain in the ass to try and get it removed. No lasting damage to the vehicle and the look on the cashier's face when you set down a…

Roger Miller's story is why I always overtip for delivery. I get pizza so hot I can't even eat it yet, and the Indian place sends a free dessert every time. Mmmm mango mousse. I don't get why anyone would be shitty to the person who is saving me from having to cook and wash dishes.

Ya know I generally like you, but you went a lil too far on this comment section. I mean, "little woman"? Honestly? It's probably better for you to step back for a bit

Kurtney chooses to embrace her self hatred. Keeps her company.

Do it in the shower = problem solved. (kind of)

Isn't the whole point of reviews to be personal?

scott is AWFUL and SPOILED and CLASSIST (tho i think SOME is for the show) but is also hilarious and self aware and losing his parents, and his addiction issues, are very humanizing.

Is this really the amount of money people are spending? We are putting together our registry, and the vast majority of the things on it are in the $30-$50 range, because I feel like that is the most it is reasonable to expect people who are, like, not your parents to spend on you. Are people going to feel like they…

I know you didn't. I saw your response. We're not going to agree on this one.