The backlash she’s getting is because she very obviously sucks ass. And she very obviously played the system so she could participate in these games. Then she proceeds to get in front of a mic and says things like, “i just want to be an inspiration to all the little boys and girls out there..” What in the actual fuck…

Given the rules and regulations, no one really got harmed by Elizabeth going to the Olympics. If Elizabeth didn’t go, they would have brought in the 28th-ranked person.

To me, that’s the unsavoury part of this. If an overmatched skier from Tibet gets to the Olympics despite facilities or coaching or funding and represents his country gamely, fair ball, that’s the Olympics ideal. But this dilettante gamed the system in a way that only a 1%er could, by flying all over the world at the…

Yes. German Madrazo. However here are some key differences:

As a veteran who stood up and was ready to die so Americans can express themselves openly and freely. I enjoyed Fergie’s rendition of my national anthem.

Man, Carol Channing looks really good for 97!

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

Step 1: Report mentally disturbed individual to Police

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

here is the problem with the clement catch. find a football. hold it chest high with two hands as if you just caught a pass. now transition it to cradling it near your waist with one hand as if you were running with it. it is completely impossible to do that while keeping one hand on the ball at all times.

Any reasonable Giants fan was rooting for Philly.

He’d be 3-5 in Super Bowls, including 0-5 in his last five. Damn it.

“My husband can’t throw and catch the ball at the same time” -Gisele

Just imagine how good this would feel if the Falcons or Seahawks knew how to run a fucking football.

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

And Eli Manning upstaged Tom Brady in a Super Bowl for a third time.

I mean what do you want? He didn’t lead with his helmet, he got hit in the chest first and the impact made him buckle and that caused their helmets to collide. You can’t just say no blindside hits because you may as well just make defenders wear bells and have to yell out their intent before making contact if that hit…

We hate you because you are 53 years old and you say things like,

Counterpoint: Fuck Boston.

They could play the Al-Qaeda All-stars in Kabul on the 4th of July and I’d be pulling for Al-Qaeda. Fuck them in the ass with a family sized jar of Smuckers.